honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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