maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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