sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize