I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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