whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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