Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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