It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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