If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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