You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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