yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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