But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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