he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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