After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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