Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I have post one night stand depression
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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