"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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