I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
