sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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