How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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