Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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