I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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