Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I will be naked everywhere
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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