You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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