I got chris browned last night
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
