Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
