so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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