is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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