WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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