Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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