didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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