id be glad to
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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