That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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