I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
This baby is an asshole
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
