I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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