i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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