Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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