a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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