:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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