I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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