I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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