I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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