Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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