i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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