I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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