all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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