Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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