i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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