Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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