What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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