Where did you get a picture of my penis
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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