I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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