Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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