Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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