this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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